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Bus Driver

By: acidintervalPublished: 03/15/2003
 
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A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull."

The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, "If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant."

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, "What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!" The kid smiles and says, "I would be a bus driver!"

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    started by kweenbee
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    Great joke ^5


    Love the country, live to pee outside

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    started by gurly
    (03.16.2003 1:15:23 PM EST)
    smart kid

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    at an Alter Boys Inauguration, I saw the punch line coming.

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    started by roger
    (03.15.2003 0:06:18 AM EST)

    I thought Harry was a police officer.. I never knew he drove a bus.

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