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A Heady Task

By: nakedcanuckPublished: 02/18/2003
 
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A man decides to take some of his savings and buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop and asks the clerk to show him a scope. The clerk takes out a scope and says to the man, "This scope is so good, you can see my house all the way up on that hill."

The man takes a look through the scope and starts laughing.

"What's so funny," asks the clerk.

"I see a naked man and a naked women running around the house," the man replies.

The clerk grabs the scope from the man, and looks at his house. Then he hands some bullets to the man and says, "Here are two bullets, I'll give you this scope for nothing if you take these two bullets, shoot my wife's head off and shoot the guy's dick off."

The man takes another look through the scope and says, "You know what? I think I can do that with one shot."

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    1 Shot... (0 replies)
    started by michaelcarl
    (02.18.2003 6:03:37 PM EST)

    and I bet she still get's a pearl necklace out of him.

    God Bless Our Troops

    I'll bet .... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (02.18.2003 8:56:11 AM EST)

    this was a new joke when NC submitted it.
    Waaa Hahahaaaaaa

    One of the........ (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (02.18.2003 5:56:08 AM EST)

    Better tellings of this one I've heard......er, read. ^5, NC, wherever you are.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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    started by roger
    (02.18.2003 2:40:09 AM EST)


    It took them 7 months to get this posted for you...

    LMAO....

    Too bad you're not here to see it.


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