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The Speeding Ticket

By: michaelcarlPublished: 01/06/2003
 
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A driver is pulled over by a policeman.

Man: Is there a problem Officer?

Officer: Sir, you were speeding.

Man: Oh I see.

Officer: Can I see your licence please?

Man: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Man: Lost it 4 times for drink driving

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Man: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Man: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Man: Yes, and I killed and raped the owner.

Officer: You what?

Man: She's in the trunk if you want to see.

The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Seargent: Sir, could you step out of your vehicle please! The man steps out of his vehicle.

Man: Is there a problem sir?

Seargent: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Man: Murdered the owner?

Seargent: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car please.

The man opens the trunk, revealing nothing bar an empty trunk.

Seargent: Is this your car sir?

Man: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The officer is quite stunned.

Seargent: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving licence.

The man digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the officer. The officer opens the wallet and examines the licence. He looks quite puzzled.

Seargent: Thank you sir, one of my officers told me you didn't have a licence, stole this car, raped and murdered the owner.

Man: Bet you the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too.

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