Pilot Conversation
By: bigjohn2	Published: 08/12/2003
Four pilots were flying a long flight and the conversation led to, what is the fastest thing in the world? The first pilot said "It must be the Concorde Jet you can get from New York to London in 3 hours, whats faster than that." The second pilot said "I know whats faster, light, there is nothing faster than the speed of light." The third pilot said "I know whats even faster, the human thought process, nothing can possibly be faster that that." The last pilot said "I know whats faster than all that stuff, the human sphincter muscle!" All the pilots looked at him and asked what the hell he was talking about, he said "One time when I was flying a Concorde Jet, lightning struck, and before I could even think about it I shit my pants." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
Watch the latest videos on YouTube.com
Related Links Fast Cups Fast Tractor Get Big Bucks Fast!! Fast Lube Drive Fast! Slow as a turtle but fast as a mink Battle of the Fast Food Chains Watch Out For His Fast Ball Fast-Food Customer Loses Appetite Over Toilets Emergency Landing On Truck Complete Surprise to Pilot Crazy Stunt Pilot Redneck Palm Pilot Drunk Woman Attacks Co-Pilot In-Flight Anal Sex Euphemisms Sibling Rivalry Reaches New Highs Sneaky Pete When I Was Your Age Military Transport Plane Stuck on Overpass Robber Stops to Order a Burger to Go The Chronological aspect of the sphincter muscle, better known as ... The Shit List
More Tasteless Jokes...
Search   Advanced Search   This Section

ARTICLE FORUM LIST
You must register to participate in this discussion.

LMAO! (0 replies) started by crazyfingers (08.12.2003 9:45:57 PM EST) Gotta love a good pants shittin' joke! Nice shot!

All the right Shit... (0 replies) started by michaelcarl (08.12.2003 5:44:16 PM EST) I still think a blink of the eye is the fastest.

looks like (0 replies) started by bigjohn2 (08.12.2003 3:37:46 PM EST) everybody liked this one...hahahaha

Those FOUR .... (1 reply) started by thecritic (08.12.2003 12:43:36 PM EST) old fuckers below me should know. hahahahahaha Sometimes one comment is worth the price of the extra name. LMAO Giddy up hoss

Those three ..... (0 replies) started by thegrandpatron (08.12.2003 9:34:34 AM EST) old fuckers below me should know. Waaaa Hahahahahaha Oh yeah, ^5 new joke for me.

Does the pilot ......... (0 replies) started by tjshere (08.12.2003 4:00:11 AM EST) Prefer wearing boxers or briefs? Depends. Hahahaha. funny as hell and a new one to boot. Good job, BJ, ^5!

Hahahahahahahaha (0 replies) started by kweenbee (08.12.2003 1:53:10 AM EST) I do that without thinking of it all the time. Great joke. Love the country, live to pee outside

too funny (0 replies)   started by roger (08.12.2003 1:32:04 AM EST) lmao

Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.