GOV. BUSH: "Because the picture on the newspaper. It just seems so un-American to me, the picture of the guy storming the house with a scared little boy there. I talked to my little brother, Jeb...I haven't told this to many people. But he's the governor of...I shouldn't call him my little brother...my brother, Jeb, the great governor of Texas." JIM LEHRER: "Florida." GOV. BUSH: "Florida. The state of the Florida."-The NewsHour With Jim Lehrer, April 27, 2000
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lmfao
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bigjohn2
(03.27.2004 8:28:17 AM EST)
haahahahahahaa now thats good..
LMAO!!
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started by
tjshere
(03.27.2004 5:33:07 AM EST)
This joke has been recycled in numerous different versions and this is definitely one of the better ones.
I still like the Dixie Chicks singing the French national anthem the best though. Hahahahahaha.
*GROAN*
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meesha
(03.27.2004 0:40:26 AM EST)
Show of hands....how many saw that line coming a mile away???
Good joke, Acid. I left you ^5!
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