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Little Billy On Getting Older

By: acidintervalPublished: 03/24/2005
 
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Little Billy was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.

After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."

Little Billy replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."

"Oh?" replied the man. " Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"

"No" replied Little Billy, "he minded his own f**king business!!"

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    ah ahahahahahahaha (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (03.24.2005 8:23:47 PM EST)

    thats good advice....

    MYOB (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (03.24.2005 9:04:08 AM EST)


    Finally, A decent joke with an unexpected punchline.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    LMMFAO (0 replies)  
    started by thegrandpatron
    (03.24.2005 5:37:32 AM EST)


    Oh man I have to remember that line.

    Waaaa hahahahahahahaha

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