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I heard that Monica Lewinsky is becoming a Republican. She says that the Democrats left a bad taste, in her mouth!
Black man is sitting at the bar having a drink. All of a sudden
a little man dress in tight white pants and a loud shirt walks
up to him and taps him on teh shoulder.
The litte guy says
"excuse me , but are you interested in a blowjob".
The words
are barely out of his mouth when the blackman jumps up and grabs
him by his collar and drags him outside.
Five minutes later the
blackman comes back into the bar.. His t-shirt is covered in
blood.
The bartender says , "That had to be the worst beating
I've ever seen somebody give to another person. What exactly did
he say to you?".
The black man replies,"I dunno. Something about
a job.
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funny....................
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started by
sXepunk
(06.23.2001 10:03:08 AM EST)
its about goddamn time ya'll post some rascist jokes. And its just not rascist, its fuckin true also.damn colored folk
funny
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started by
LANDERSON
(04.01.2001 11:37:34 PM EST)
that was a good one
hard worker
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started by
badhabit
(03.23.2001 7:19:30 PM EST)
that joke is funny and oh so true
Teacher
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started by
SSGHopSing
(02.17.2001 9:29:38 AM EST)
The 6th grade teacher told the class there would be a test tomorrow and there would be "no excuses" for missing it. One of the young male students asked about missing it because of utter sexual exhaution. The teacher told him he would just have to write with the other hand!
SSG Hop Sing
papalamepymelos
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started by
martin29
(02.12.2001 11:13:51 AM EST)
rascist jokes rock!
At last some rascist crap..thanks
right on the money
(1 reply)
started by
argos
(02.08.2001 11:11:29 PM EST)
thems colored folks sho be scared of dem jobs.
very true
(1 reply)
started by
Anonymous Goofball
(02.05.2001 3:55:27 PM EST)
that joke is so true
this isn't funny
(2 replies)
started by
Turbomole
(11.24.2000 1:20:07 AM EST)
if you are going to post a racist joke, at least make it a funny one
It's better to burn out than to fade away.
TASTELESS IS RIGHT
(2 replies)
started by
PABLO662
(10.13.2000 2:08:46 AM EST)
YOU WHITES ARE FUNNY...U NEVER LEARN
DIABLO
hey bartender
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(08.05.2000 2:58:58 PM EST)
The to being a good bartender is to hear just about everything and ignore even more.
Remember, every blowjob you ever talked about giving your boss at lunch the bartender heard you.
fuck you
(1 reply)
started by
jslong12
(06.14.2000 0:37:12 AM EST)
u suck peepee head kiss my white ass
fuck you
hahaha
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started by
peepeehead
(06.10.2000 1:19:58 AM EST)
i'm first. 5 goofballs. so true, so true.
i am a well respected reverend who blesses "civil unions" between cauliflowers and tape dispensers, which is usually frowned upon in my state, for some reason.
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