New Dog Breeds
By: misspk	Published: 11/22/2002
Collie + Lhasa Apso = Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, owned by...oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end Bull Terrier + Shitzu... Oh, never mind.... Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Eventhough I'm (0 replies) started by hyenasmirk (11.22.2003 4:28:41 PM EST) like a year late, that's still kinda funny. O.K., maybe It's just me. "We pursue that, which retreats from us"

That's kinda gay (0 replies) started by hyenasmirk (11.22.2003 4:26:27 PM EST) Cocker Spaniel + Mastiff = STIFF COCKMASTER!!! "We pursue that, which retreats from us"

Roger, (0 replies) started by bigdadlong (11.25.2002 5:17:19 AM EST) ...HE LOVES THE COCK!!!

I have a friend (0 replies) started by kweenbee (11.22.2002 8:12:47 PM EST) That was an asshound when he was in prison. Love the country, live to pee outside!

In the South (1 reply) started by roger (11.22.2002 3:30:21 PM EST) a cock hound is a guy who chases pussy. I'm surprised with all the fucking rednecks slams they post on here that no-one knew that.

Wait a sec... (0 replies) started by joeythebrick (11.22.2002 8:00:49 AM EST) ... did Roger just tell us he was gay? A cockhound? How about an asshound, bub?

Hehehe (0 replies) started by tjshere (11.22.2002 4:26:04 AM EST) These are great! I've seen some of them before but there was lots of new ones here. Hugs to the still-missing PK. :^(

I'm a mix of (1 reply)   started by roger (11.22.2002 0:17:30 AM EST) cocker spaniel and bassett hound A COCKHOUND waaaaaaa hahahaha

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