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Redneck Birth Control

By: PortaJonPublished: 03/27/2001
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After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his doctor/veterinarian and told him that he and his wife/cousin didn't want to have anymore children. The doctor told him that was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive.

A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in the world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

"Trust me," said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand.

**This procedure also works in Tennessee, Arkansas, Virginia, Mississippi, and West Virginia. FLORIDA just recently also made the list.

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    RIP OFF! (0 replies)
    started by serinagoth
    (03.27.2001 7:45:47 PM EST)

    That's an old joke about a polock...

    Holy Shit.... (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (03.27.2001 6:28:44 PM EST)

    I heard this one 10 years ago.... Let's get some new jokes in here!!!!

    Louisiana (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (03.27.2001 9:04:32 AM EST)

    You forgot the coon ass state of Louisiana.

    Louisiana (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (03.27.2001 9:03:48 AM EST)

    You forgot the coon ass state of Louisiana.

    LMAO (0 replies)
    started by malcom
    (03.27.2001 7:34:57 AM EST)

    that's a fiver

    Sad and almost true.... (0 replies)  
    started by rook30505
    (03.27.2001 1:37:58 AM EST)

    that was pretty good Jon.

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