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By: acidintervalPublished: 09/28/2003
 
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A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published.

The obit editor informs her that there is a charge of .50 cents per word.

She pauses, reflects, and then says well, then, let it read "Bob Smith died."

Amused at the woman's thrift, the editor tells her that there is a seven word minimum for all obituaries.

She thinks it over and in a few seconds says, in that case, let it read: "Bob Smith died. Golf clubs for sale."

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    Charge her double (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (09.28.2003 12:26:23 PM EST)


    And run it in the obits and the classified ads.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    she (0 replies)  
    started by bigjohn2
    (09.28.2003 10:48:51 AM EST)

    really loved him...lmfao

    BIG JOHN 2

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