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"But we will bring the weapons and, of course—we will bring the information forward on the weapons when they find them. And that will end up—end all this speculation. I understand there has been a lot of speculation over in Great Britain, we've got a little bit of it here, about whether or not the—whether or not the actions were based upon valid information. We can debate that all day long, until the truth shows up." —Bush, unwavering in his certainty that one way or another WMDs will appear in Iraq Source: The White House, "President Bush, Prime Minister Blair Discuss War on Terrorism," July 17, 2003
 
 

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Bus Driver

By: acidintervalPublished: 03/15/2003
 
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A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull."

The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, "If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant."

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, "What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!" The kid smiles and says, "I would be a bus driver!"

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    Hahahahahaha (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (03.16.2003 11:33:47 PM EST)

    Great joke ^5


    Love the country, live to pee outside

    That was funny ... (0 replies)
    started by gurly
    (03.16.2003 1:15:23 PM EST)

    smart kid

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    started by thegrandpatron
    (03.15.2003 5:28:17 PM EST)

    at an Alter Boys Inauguration, I saw the punch line coming.

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    started by roger
    (03.15.2003 0:06:18 AM EST)


    I thought Harry was a police officer.. I never knew he drove a bus.

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