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Hi?
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howardstern
(10.26.2000 6:33:46 PM EST)
That's the weakest piece of made up shit I've heard since my bitch wife told me why she was leaving me. Go stand in the corner and practice, you fuck!
Blow me.
cells & clits
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started by
scunty143
(09.04.2000 0:40:01 AM EST)
Thats why I am called scunty!!!! But who really runs out of batteries first!
Also
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started by
hardball
(06.23.2000 9:58:13 AM EST)
The cell phone dosen't bitch 24/7
Go big or don't go at all
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started by
hardball
(06.23.2000 9:12:54 AM EST)
The cell phone dosen't bitch 24/7
Go big or don't go at all
Hey Bulldawg
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started by
HarryMonkBubble
(06.03.2000 7:24:33 PM EST)
You're mistaken. There is a difference. Cell phones don't stink of tuna.
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