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"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, aNeed I say more?"
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Q: What is rough and hairy on the outside, soft and wet inside, starts with a 'c' ends with a 't', and has a 'u' and an 'n' in it?
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One afternoon, a extremely poor couple with 15 kids was having sex, using a condom, of course, for fear of having more. After finishing, the man threw the condom out of the window. Being as poor as they were, they wife yelled at the man to retrieve the condom, for further use. (Yes, I know, that's disgusting!) Anyways, the man put on some pants and raced outside to find a kid playing with the condom. The man said, "Hey kid, I'll give you $1 for that." "Ten and it's a deal," replied the kid. The man reluctantly gave the kid the money and left. The kid quickly ran home to show his mom the money. When the mother asked the kid where he got the money from, the kid replied: "Some man gave me $10 for a Twinkie, but I already sucked the creme out of it!" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | | Related Links
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OnLi $10??? |
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Anonymous Goofball
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hmmmmmz...i'd charge more than $10 fer swallowing.....LoL
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