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Icing On The Cake

By: SeaweedyPublished: 09/23/2000
 
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A little girl and her mother were walking through the park one day when they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench. The little girl said, "Mommy, what are they doing?"

The mother hesitated, then quickly replied, "Um, they're making cakes."

The next day they were at a zoo and the little girl saw two monkeys having sex. Again she asked her mother, "What are they are doing?"

Her mother replied with the same response: "Making cakes."

The next day the girl said to her mother, "Mommy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the living room last night."

Shocked, the mother asked, "How do you know?"

She said, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."

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    Sick joke (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (10.31.2000 9:33:20 PM EST)

    How do women in Arkansas know that their daughter is on her period?
    Their sons dick tastes funny.

    thats sooo old and....... (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (10.26.2000 7:30:41 PM EST)

    nasty i cant belive this.i first heard this joke when i was in 1st grade...........get some new material

    that wasn't funny.. (0 replies)
    started by rook30505
    (09.24.2000 7:15:42 PM EST)

    it was forkin nasty

    Drive fast,take chances,and remember,unprotected sex is better than no sex

    these jokes are shit.... (0 replies)
    started by thebastard28
    (09.24.2000 12:40:50 PM EST)

    IM SICK OF VARIATIONS OF JOKES WHERE A KID LICKS UP THE CUM OFF THE SOFA. THEY HAVE BEEN DONE A MILLION AND ONE TIMES AND THEY ARE FUCKING BORING NOW!

    OLD (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (09.23.2000 3:05:39 PM EST)

    I've seen this a million times.does every joke on this website have to start with a kid and their parent walking in the park seeing something having sex

    wait, he said jabronies... (0 replies)
    started by SuicideKing
    (09.23.2000 2:40:52 AM EST)

    there is a member that says that...shit, now I can't remember who it is...anyways, old joke but mmm mmmm good

    R¥äñ (the §üîçïÐê Kïñg) I'll give you a cookie if you tickle my wookie

    For some, it's an acquired taste. (0 replies)
    started by oliverclozoff
    (09.23.2000 1:34:42 AM EST)


    ...to others it just comes naturally.



    Take time to stop and smell the panties.

    yuccchhh (0 replies)
    started by donut38
    (09.23.2000 0:42:22 AM EST)

    that is just gross and anybody that logs on as anonyous is a loser

    losers (0 replies)  
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (09.23.2000 0:17:45 AM EST)

    im first and your not, you r all loserz. you jabronies

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