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"This is a Shia fella." Bush, in a "Meet the Press" interview shown Sunday, Feb. 8, 2004, discussing Iraqi religious plurality
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"He said: 'Gosh, Dad, that means we're not going to any more bowl games.'" Jim Colletto, Purdue football coach and former assistant at Arizona State and Ohio State, on his 11-year-old son's reaction after he took the job with the Boilermakers. (1991)
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#157 The first TV soap opera debuted in 1946.
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is so slutty John Holmes just looked at her and got AIDS
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Q: Why are married women heavier than single women? A: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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 Icing On The Cake | | By: Seaweedy | Published: 09/23/2000 | | |  |
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A little girl and her mother were walking through the park one day when they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench. The little girl said, "Mommy, what are they doing?"
The mother hesitated, then quickly replied, "Um, they're making cakes."
The next day they were at a zoo and the little girl saw two monkeys having sex. Again she asked her mother, "What are they are doing?"
Her mother replied with the same response: "Making cakes."
The next day the girl said to her mother, "Mommy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the living room last night."
Shocked, the mother asked, "How do you know?"
She said, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
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Sick joke
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Anonymous Goofball
(10.31.2000 9:33:20 PM EST)
How do women in Arkansas know that their daughter is on her period?
Their sons dick tastes funny.
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thats sooo old and.......
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Anonymous Goofball
(10.26.2000 7:30:41 PM EST)
nasty i cant belive this.i first heard this joke when i was in 1st grade...........get some new material
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that wasn't funny..
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rook30505
(09.24.2000 7:15:42 PM EST)
it was forkin nastyDrive fast,take chances,and remember,unprotected sex is better than no sex
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these jokes are shit....
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thebastard28
(09.24.2000 12:40:50 PM EST)
IM SICK OF VARIATIONS OF JOKES WHERE A KID LICKS UP THE CUM OFF THE SOFA. THEY HAVE BEEN DONE A MILLION AND ONE TIMES AND THEY ARE FUCKING BORING NOW!
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OLD
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Anonymous Goofball
(09.23.2000 3:05:39 PM EST)
I've seen this a million times.does every joke on this website have to start with a kid and their parent walking in the park seeing something having sex
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wait, he said jabronies...
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SuicideKing
(09.23.2000 2:40:52 AM EST)
there is a member that says that...shit, now I can't remember who it is...anyways, old joke but mmm mmmm goodR¥äñ (the §üîçïÐê Kïñg)
I'll give you a cookie if you tickle my wookie
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yuccchhh
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donut38
(09.23.2000 0:42:22 AM EST)
that is just gross and anybody that logs on as anonyous is a loser
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
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Fleas have changed history. More human deaths have been attributed to fleas than all the wars ever fought. As carriers of the bubonic plague, fleas were responsible for killing one-third of the population of Europe in the 14th century.
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