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"We're now saying, democracy must flourish. And as I recall from my history, it took us quite a while here in the United States, but nevertheless we are making progress." —Bush, in a "Meet the Press" interview shown Sunday, Feb. 8, 2004, discussing Iraq's transformation to democracy
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"I am making this trip to Africa because Washington is an international city, just like Tokyo, Nigeria or Israel. As mayor, I am an international symbol. Can you deny that to Africa?"
— Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC
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#143 "Q" is the only letter in the alphabet not appearing in the name of any U.S. state.
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is like potato chips-- Fri-to Lay
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Q: How many Ole Miss freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None ... That's a sophomore course at Mississippi.
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 Poor Howard | | By: Kitten | Published: 04/27/2000 | | |  |
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Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he
tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of shame was overwhelming.
But every once in a while he'd hear that soothing voice trying
to reassure him: "Howard, don't worry about it. You're not the
first doctor to sleep with one of your patients and you won't be the
last.
And, you're single. So just let it go."
But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality:
"Howard, you're a veterinarian...."
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
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