Three cowboys get drunk at a bar. Cowboy #1 demands a whore
from the bartender. The whoreless bartender goes to the supply shop and desperatly asks the clerk for a prostitute. Although the clerk
doesnt have a whore, he has an inflatable woman. The bartender takes
it to the second floor of his bar, blows it up, and lays it on the
bed.
Going back downstairs, he tells the cowboy that she is upstairs.
Cowboy #3, the smallest goes first and stays up for ten minutes after
which he comes back down. When asked by the others about her, he replies
"She had a firm body, but she sure didnt say much." They laugh and
cowboy #2, a medium sized man goes up.
Upon his arrival in the bar he is asked the same question to which he gives the same answer. Cowboy #1, the biggest, goes up and two minutes later comes down with a dazzeled expression.
"What happened?" the others asked. "When I got onto her, she suddenly farted and jumped out the window!"
