Search
 


Advanced Search
 
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Username:

Password:

Remember Me?

»Preview
» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?

 

Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
BakerMedia
Busted Tees
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter

George W. Bush
 
"And I know something about being a government. And you've got a good one." Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "Remarks by the President at Arkansas Welcome, Northwest Arkansas Regional Airport," Nov. 4, 2002
 
 

Random Quote
 
"In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel overwhat I considered to be a very odd number."
— Steven Wright, Comedian
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#195 Eleven of the fifty states are named after and actual person.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
so fat the highway patrol made her wear Caution! Wide Turn.
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
A: 1 US leader
 
 


The Creation of Life

By: KittenPublished: 04/28/2000
 
Save article to file cabinet Send to a Friend Print this out

A farmer is giving his wife last-minute instructions before heading to town to do some business.

"That fellow from Sematol will be along this afternoon to inseminate one of the cows. I've hung a nail by the right stall so's you know which one I want him to impregnate."

Satisfied that even his mentally challenged wife could understand the instructions, the farmer left for town.

That afternoon, the "Inseminator" arrives, and the wife dutifully takes him out to the barn and directly to the stall with the nail.

"There's the nail so this is the cow right here." she tells him.

"What's the nail for?" the guy asks.

Replies the wife, "I guess its to hang up your pants."

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?


More Tasteless Jokes...

 

Search
 


Advanced Search
 
This Section

ARTICLE FORUM LIST  

You must register to participate in this discussion.
im first (0 replies)  
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.02.2000 8:08:54 PM EST)

im first first first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!you may worship me at bigfatfatsorific@yahoo.com

Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.


Most Recent
Mexican Oysters
A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following ...
09.28.2009

Mental Hospital Phone Menu
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital. ...
09.03.2008

Welfare
A Guy walked into the local welfare office to pick ...
05.18.2008

Assorted One Liners
Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
05.12.2008

Rate This!

2.55 Goofballs of 5
82 Viewer(s) rated

Rating the content is for registered users only.

Section Features
  • Top Ranked Items
  • One Year Ago
    Mental Hospital Phone Menu
    Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital. ...
    09.03.2008

    Welfare
    A Guy walked into the local welfare office to pick ...
    05.18.2008

    Assorted One Liners
    Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
    05.12.2008

    Hate Your Job?
    When you have a 'I Hate My Job' day, [even if retired ...
    01.08.2008

    Two Years Ago
    Women Are Evil By Nature
    A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers ...
    12.14.2006

    Lookie Here!
    Dilbert Gives You the ...

    Casino Joke
     
    I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
     
     

    Goofball Facts
     
    The first video ever played on MTV Europe was "Money For Nothing" by Dire Straits.