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Dragging Their Feet

By: acidintervalPublished: 01/30/2004
 
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Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk. As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, Vietnam, 1969."

The other points his thumb behind him and says, "Dog crap, 20 feet back."

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    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (01.30.2004 9:21:41 PM EST)

    pretty good....

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    started by meesha
    (01.30.2004 1:50:03 PM EST)

    lol @ TJ....

    Good joke, acid.

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    started by tjshere
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    Both nailed by different types of land mines.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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