It was spring in the west. The cowboys rode the still snow-
choked trails
looking for cattle that survived the winter. As one cowboy's
horse went
around the narrow trail, it came upon a rattlesnake warming
itself in the
spring sunshine. The horse reared and the cowboy drew his six-
gun to shoot
the snake.
"Hold on there, pardner," said the snake, "don't
shoot. I'm an
enchanted rattlesnake, and if you don't shoot me, I'll give
you any three
wishes you want."
The cowboy decided to take a chance. He knew he was safely out
of the
snake's striking range. He said, "OK, first, I'd like to have a
face like
Richard Gere, then, I'd like a build like Arnold
Schwarzenegger,and finally,
I'd like sexual equipment like this here horse I'm riding."
The rattlesnake said, "All right, when you get back to the
bunk house
you'll have all three wishes."
The cowboy turned his horse around and galloped at full speed
all the way to
the bunk house. He dismounted on the run and went straight
inside to the
mirror.
Staring back at him in the mirror was the face of
Richard Gere. He
ripped the shirt off his back and revealed bulging, rippling
muscles, just
like Arnold Schwarzenegger's. Really excited now, he tore down
his jeans,
looked at his crotch and shouted... ....."My God, I was riding
the mare!"
