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 Buying A Horse | | By: stopbobnroll | Published: 06/20/2002 | | |  |
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Guy calls his buddy the horse rancher and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse. The buddy says, "How will I recognize him"?
That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment.
So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse.
"A female horth." So he shows him a prized filly.
"Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth?" So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.
"Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth?" So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.
"Nith earzth. Can I see her mouf?" The rancher is gettin pretty pissed off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.
"Nice mouf, can I see her twat? " Totally pissed at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arm and jams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's you-know-what, pulls him out and slams him on the ground.
The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.
"Perhapth I should rephrathe that. Can I thee her wun awound a widdle bit? " Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | | Related Links
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