"And so, in my State of the - my State of the Union - or state - my speech to the nation, whatever you want to call it, speech to the nation - I asked Americans to give 4,000 years - 4,000 hours over the next - the rest of your life - of service to America. That's what I asked - 4,000 hours." - Bridgeport, Conn., April 9, 2002
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lmfao
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started by
bigjohn2
(03.27.2004 8:28:17 AM EST)
haahahahahahaa now thats good..
LMAO!!
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started by
tjshere
(03.27.2004 5:33:07 AM EST)
This joke has been recycled in numerous different versions and this is definitely one of the better ones.
I still like the Dixie Chicks singing the French national anthem the best though. Hahahahahaha.
*GROAN*
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started by
meesha
(03.27.2004 0:40:26 AM EST)
Show of hands....how many saw that line coming a mile away???
Good joke, Acid. I left you ^5!
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