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"I mean, these good folks are revolutionizing how businesses conduct their business. And, like them, I am very optimistic about our position in the world and about its influence on the United States. We're concerned about the short-term economic news, but long-term I'm optimistic. And so, I hope investors, you know - secondly, I hope investors hold investments for periods of time - that I've always found the best investments are those that you salt away based on economics." - Austin, Texas, Jan. 4, 2001
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"Guys aren't albe to get $15 or $20 million [a year] anymore, so you have to play for the love of the game."
— Orlando Magic star Penny Hardaway, bemoaning the NBA's new salary cap
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#74 You share your birthday with 9 million others in the world.
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is so fat she stands in two time zones.
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Q. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A. A nervous wreck.
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 Having An Accident | | By: Roger | Published: 04/06/2002 | | |  |
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One night, at the lodge of a hunting club, two new members were
being introduced to other members and shown around. The man
leading them around said, "See that old man asleep in the chair
by the fireplace? He is our oldest member and can tell you some
hunting stories you'll never forget."
They awakened the old man and asked him to tell them a story.
"Well, I remember back in 1944, we went on a lion hunting
expedition in Africa. We were on foot and hunted for three days
without seeing a thing. On the fourth day, I was so tired I had
to rest my feet. I found a fallen tree, so I laid my gun down,
propped my head on the tree, and fell asleep. I don't know how
long I was asleep when I was awakened by a noise in the bushes.
I was reaching for my gun when the biggest damn lion I'd ever
seen jumped out of the bushes at me like this: RRROOAARRR!!!
... ... ... I tell you, I just shit my pants."
The young men looked astonished and one of them said, "I don't
blame you, I would have shit my pants too if a lion jumped out
at me."
The old man shook his head and said, "No, no... not back then,
just now, when I said RRROOAAARRR!!!" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | | Related Links
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The all-time classic punchlines. 
Never fear.....TJ's here!
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
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O.J. Simpson was considered for the role of the Terminator, but the producers feared he wouldn't be taken seriously.
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