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Out Of The Mouths Of Babes

By: virtualjulPublished: 05/15/2003
 
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Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to a baby delivery call.

The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Katelyn, a 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.

Very diligently, Katelyn did as she was asked.

Mom pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom and Connor began to cry.

The paramedic then thanked Katelyn for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.

Katelyn quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place. Smack him again."

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    ahahahahahaha (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (05.15.2003 3:43:46 PM EST)

    yeah smack him again...lol

    Well Katelyn (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (05.15.2003 3:49:26 AM EST)

    Connor's going to be going into those sort of cracks for many many years to come.

    Kiss My Ass ;-)

    Hahahaha (1 reply)
    started by tjshere
    (05.15.2003 2:00:38 AM EST)

    That poor kid. He's gonna have a lifetime of being tortured by his big sister.

    LMAO @ the baby's name being Conner. Waaaaaaa hahahahaha!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    hahahahahaha (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (05.15.2003 1:16:23 AM EST)


    Wasn't expecting that ending.

    ^5 VJ


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