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Dear John

By: virtualjulPublished: 08/01/2003
 
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A Marine recently received a "Dear John" letter:

I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Becky

The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins, etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty women he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope....along with this note:

I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take care,
Ricky

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    started by donutncoffee
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    that was an episode on M*A*S*H

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    started by bigjohn2
    (08.01.2003 4:39:47 PM EST)

    thats too cool

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    started by tjshere
    (08.01.2003 3:12:21 AM EST)

    One upsmanship at it's finest! LMAO here! That'll teach her to be so cheap as to axe that a photo be returned.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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    started by roger
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    talk about a come-back..

    This was great VJ..

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