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Drive Thru Breakfast?

By: acidintervalPublished: 05/26/2003
 
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A guy comes into a coffee shop and places his order. He says "I want three flat tires and a pair of headlights."

The waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, goes to the kitchen and asks the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat tires and a pair of headlights. What does he think, this is an auto parts store?"

"No" the cook says, "Three flat tires means three pancakes and a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up."

"Oh" says the waitress. The waitress thinks about this and then she spoons up a bowl of beans and gives it to the customer.

The guy says, "What are the beans for?"

The waitress replies, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires & headlights, that you might want to gas up."

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    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (05.26.2003 7:41:18 PM EST)
    good one buddy...

    Hmmmmmm (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (05.26.2003 11:22:56 AM EST)
    I missed the punchline. I figured out the 3 pancakes but I thought the waitress would deliver them while she was topless.

    New one to me too, Acid. Good joke, my man.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Exepnsive beans (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (05.26.2003 4:47:10 AM EST)
    he bought them on HP

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    started by roger
    (05.26.2003 0:42:49 AM EST)

    Hadn't heard that one Acid..

    ^5 buddy


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