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Beaver

By: fishPublished: 06/19/2000
 
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A little kid is taking a shower with his grandma. He looks at her snapper and says, "What's that?"

His grandma says to him, "That's my beaver."

The little kid thinks about it and says, "OK."

The next day the little kid is taking a shower with his mom.

He points to her pussy and says, "I know what that is! It's a beaver and I think grandma's is dead because it's tongue is sticking out!"

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    Dueling Beavers (0 replies)
    started by cheeseball
    (12.24.2000 11:06:08 AM EST)

    Ward, come upstairs and talk to The Beaver.
    -- June (Mrs. Frisky) Cleaver

    me.. (0 replies)
    started by littlechica
    (06.19.2000 7:56:11 PM EST)

    that's just wrong... eww...
    "its tongue is sticking out" ??
    no thanks..

    what is this for?

    learning (0 replies)
    started by tigerguymg
    (06.19.2000 5:24:39 PM EST)

    both are teaching him at a early age nothing wrong there

    i have a question (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (06.19.2000 1:37:25 PM EST)

    WHY THE FUCK WOULD HE BE IN THE SHOWER WITH HIS GRANDMOM AND THEN HIS MOTHER?

    Congratulations Goofball (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (06.19.2000 12:46:36 PM EST)

    You have suceeded in totally wrecking your own website. Where there used to be 30 comments on a joke (most usually funnier than the joke itself)now there are 3.

    Bah.. (0 replies)
    started by awetfrg
    (06.19.2000 11:51:20 AM EST)

    Lets just make some stupid shit up and post it.. I mean come on, this isnt even remotely funny.

    "Know why Divorce is so expensive?"

    "Cause its worth it!"

    yuck (0 replies)
    started by peepeehead
    (06.19.2000 0:34:56 AM EST)

    sick! zero goofballs.

    i am a well respected reverend who blesses "civil unions" between cauliflowers and tape dispensers, which is usually frowned upon in my state, for some reason.

    Oh nasty (0 replies)  
    started by BobtheMidget
    (06.19.2000 0:01:30 AM EST)

    I didnt want to know that.

    Ever had sex with a midget?

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