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Q: Why is divorce so expensive? A: Because it's worth it.
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Dueling Beavers
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started by
cheeseball
(12.24.2000 11:06:08 AM EST)
Ward, come upstairs and talk to The Beaver.
-- June (Mrs. Frisky) Cleaver
me..
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started by
littlechica
(06.19.2000 7:56:11 PM EST)
that's just wrong... eww...
"its tongue is sticking out" ??
no thanks..
what is this for?
learning
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started by
tigerguymg
(06.19.2000 5:24:39 PM EST)
both are teaching him at a early age nothing wrong there
i have a question
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(06.19.2000 1:37:25 PM EST)
WHY THE FUCK WOULD HE BE IN THE SHOWER WITH HIS GRANDMOM AND THEN HIS MOTHER?
Congratulations Goofball
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(06.19.2000 12:46:36 PM EST)
You have suceeded in totally wrecking your own website. Where there used to be 30 comments on a joke (most usually funnier than the joke itself)now there are 3.
Bah..
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started by
awetfrg
(06.19.2000 11:51:20 AM EST)
Lets just make some stupid shit up and post it.. I mean come on, this isnt even remotely funny.
"Know why Divorce is so expensive?"
"Cause its worth it!"
yuck
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started by
peepeehead
(06.19.2000 0:34:56 AM EST)
sick! zero goofballs.
i am a well respected reverend who blesses "civil unions" between cauliflowers and tape dispensers, which is usually frowned upon in my state, for some reason.
Oh nasty
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  started by
BobtheMidget
(06.19.2000 0:01:30 AM EST)
I didnt want to know that.
Ever had sex with a midget?
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