"We will be steadfast and strong in our desire to make the world more free."Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush at 'Simon for Governor' Luncheon," Aug. 23, 2002
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Q:How do you save a lawyer from drowning? A: Take your foot off his head.
It's the day of a couples 10th wedding anniversary, and the wife
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He says "it's great, but who's BOB."
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