"I want the youngsters here to remember the story of Flight 93, one of most profound parts of this entire history of the recent history we've been through."Source: Federal News Service, "President Bush Remarks at Missouri Welcome," Nov. 4, 2002
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Q: What's the slogan for the Stealth Condom? A: "They'll never see you coming."
Doctor Dave slept with one of his patients and had felt guilty all
day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't.
The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in
a while he'd hear that soothing voice, within himself, trying to reassure
him: "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep
with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single.
Let it go..."
But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality:
The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
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