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Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision ...
Published : 05.23.2007

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Dangerous Virus'... Keep An Eye Out For Them
The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep ...
Published : 11.01.2005

Rate: 3.73
How Was I Born?
The little boy asks his father - "Daddy, how was I ...
Published : 05.28.2005

Rate: 3.75
Diagnosis
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Roger says ...
Published : 01.28.2005

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Time Piece
One day, back in the olden days, a cowboy was crossing ...
Published : 01.27.2005

Rate: 3.93
New Computer Viruses
The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep ...
Published : 12.10.2004

Rate: 4.00
10 Ways to tell if a Redneck has been working on a computer
10. The monitor is up on blocks.
Published : 10.12.2004

Rate: 3.77
Computer Problem
I was having trouble with my computer. So I called ...
Published : 06.28.2004

Rate: 4.08
The Suspended Stove
An engineer, a psychologist, and a theologian were ...
Published : 02.17.2004

Rate: 4.17
Evolution Of Teaching Math
Teaching Math in 1950: A logger sells a truckload...
Published : 09.08.2003

Rate: 3.40
Pilot Gripe Sheets
After every flight, pilots fill out a form called a gripe sheet, which conveys to the mechanics problems encountered...
Published : 08.20.2003

Rate: 3.71
New Exercise Program
Here's a new exercise program sweeping the nation...
Published : 06.12.2003

Rate: 3.60
Rocket Science
Scientists at NASA have developed a gun built specifically ...
Published : 09.15.2002

Rate: 3.40
The Forwarder's Twelve Step Program
I will NOT get bad luck, lose my friends, or lose my mailing lists if I DON'T forward an email...
Published : 07.14.2002

Rate: 3.85
Commuter Complaints
I have been riding trains daily for the last twenty-two years...
Published : 07.01.2002

Rate: 3.89
How To Impress A Client
A man was in the airport VIP lounge en route to Seattle...
Published : 05.15.2001

Rate: 3.43
Windows 98 Brooklyn Edition
Dear Consumers...It has come to our attention ...
Published : 03.25.2001

Rate: 2.44
Computer Karma
A woman is helping her computer-illiterate husband set up his computer...
Published : 10.27.2000

Rate: 3.54
Bill Gates, The afterlife
Bill Gates died and went to heaven...
Published : 10.08.1999

Rate: 2.89
Murphy's Law of Computing
When the going gets tough, upgrade...
Published : 06.21.1999

Rate: 3.03
Remember When ...
Meg was the name of my girlfriend...
Published : 06.15.1999

Rate: 3.02
The Final Exam
At Duke University, there were four sophomores taking Organic Chemistry...
Published : 05.13.1999

Rate: 2.86
Virus Alert
If you receive an e-mail with a subject line of...
Published : 04.18.1999

Rate: 3.01
Ah, That Modern Medical Technology...
One day, Pete complained to his friend, "My elbow really..."
Published : 04.17.1999

Rate: 3.09
If General Motors Were Like Microsoft
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated ...
Published : 03.26.1999

Rate: 2.63
Bill Gates Dies
Bill Gates died in a car accident. He found himself in Purgatory being sized up by God...
Published : 03.23.1999

Rate: 2.95
Desperately Seeking Technical Support
I'm currently running the latest version of Girlfriend 5.0 and having some problems ...
Published : 02.10.1999

Rate: 3.26
When Technology Fails
An Illinois man left the snow-filled streets...
Published : 02.09.1999

Rate: 3.04
URGENT...Y2K Solution
This memo is to announce the development of...
Published : 02.09.1999

Rate: 3.02
Computer Viruses
Ellen Degeneres virus -- Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC.
Published : 02.01.1999

Rate: 3.01

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