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A woman is helping her computer-illiterate husband set up his computer. She instructs him to choose and enter a password he wants to use when logging on. The husband, in a rather amorous mood, figures he will try for a shock effect to bring his mood to his wife's attention. When the computer asks him to enter his password, he makes it plainly obvious to his wife that he is keying in "penis"...
His wife nearly falls off her chair from laughing so hard when the computer replies:
PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH
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Hey Sal
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roger
(02.23.2002 10:57:51 PM EST)
are the Ancient the only ones who can buy that book? I notice you must have one. Just wondering
Just protecting my sheep
You can find this...
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started by
sal1981
(03.15.2001 8:33:28 PM EST)
... in the book: "Jokes of the Ancient"
"Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war."
-Marc Antony
"The Tradgey of Julius Caesar"
!@#$%^&*()_+ funny
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(12.09.2000 6:30:49 PM EST)
This was very funny
huh
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started by
SPOOGEDEMON
(10.28.2000 11:10:57 PM EST)
ah ah ughhh ha ha what the fuck!!
SPOOOOOOOOOGE DEEEEEEEEEEMON
Ugh.
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started by
NakedCanuck
(10.27.2000 11:16:20 AM EST)
Old. Lame.
The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
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