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#114 The oldest known animal was a tortoise and lived to be 152 years old.
Yo Mama ...
is so ugly you have to take Dramamine just to keep eye contact.
One Liners
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mom.
Too much!
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marvin
(06.12.2003 3:22:10 PM EST)
I need a beer and a ci ...ooops I've given ciggies up!
Hehehehe
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tjshere
(06.12.2003 1:17:55 PM EST)
Just my speed. Any idea how many calories I just burned?
Another new one. ^5, Jul.
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