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Commuter Complaints

By: acidintervalPublished: 07/01/2002
 
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This is a transcript between a commuter and the railroad company, regarding services of the latter.

"Gentlemen: I have been riding trains daily for the last twenty-two years, and the service on your line seems to be getting worse every day. I am tired of standing in the aisle all the time on a 14-mile trip. I think the transportation system is worse than that enjoyed by people 2,000 years ago.
Yours truly,
A Commuter"

The Reply to the above:

"Dear Sir: We received your letter with reference to the shortcomings of our service and believe you are somewhat confused in your history. The only mode of transportation 2,000 years ago was by foot.
Sincerely,
Western Railways"

And the Counter-Reply was:

"Gentlemen: I am in receipt of your letter, and I think youare the ones who are confused in your history. If you will refer to the Bible, Book of David, 9th Chapter, you will find that Balaam rode to town on his ass... That, gentlemen, is something I have not been able to do on your train in the last twenty-two years!
Yours truly,
A Commuter"

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    ROFLMAO!! (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (07.01.2002 11:22:46 AM EST)

    That is one of the all-time great zingers! I'd give ya 5 goofballs if I could, acid, but you'll have to settle for a BIG ^5! Hilarious!

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    !! BINGO !! (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (07.01.2002 8:46:09 AM EST)


    Finally one I haven't heard before.

    If this were (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (07.01.2002 2:14:55 AM EST)

    "hi-speed" British Rail he'd probably get there quicker by ass !

    LMMFAO (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (07.01.2002 0:41:35 AM EST)


    Now this was funny Acid...

    ^5 buddy


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