Evolution Of Teaching Math
By: thegrandpatron	Published: 09/08/2003
Teaching Math in 1950: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit? Teaching Math in 1960: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit? Teaching Math in 1970: A logger exchanges a set "L" of lumber for a set "M" of money. The cardinality of set "M" is 100. Each element is worth one dollar. Make 100 dots representing the elements of the set "M." The set "C," the cost of production contains 20 fewer points than set "M." Represent the set "C" as a subset of set "M" and answer the following question: What is the cardinality of the set "P" of profits? Teaching Math in 1980: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20. Teaching Math in 1990: By cutting down beautiful forest trees, the logger makes $20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the forest birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down the trees? There are no wrong answers. Teaching Math in 2000: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $120. How does Arthur Andersen determine that his profit margin is $60? Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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you seen the price of lumber lately? (0 replies) started by donutncoffee (09.08.2005 9:59:28 PM EST) ill give him his 120 so he at least breaks even hehehe who is this anderson fella?

I'll be darned (0 replies) started by tjshere (09.08.2003 10:38:15 PM EST) OK, since this seems to be the place to do it..... happy birthday, GP. I love it! Your ANOTHER year older than me now. Hahahahahahahaha. ^5, pal. Hope it was a great one.

Hey Patron (0 replies) started by roger (09.08.2003 9:04:46 PM EST) Next time on your birthday, tell one we haven't heard. waaaaaaaaaa hahahahahaha Happy Birthday you old fart... ^5

this is (0 replies) started by bigjohn2 (09.08.2003 8:50:48 PM EST) pretty good, the first hundred times I seen it it was alot funnier.....lmfao just messing with ya man

You left out the future... (1 reply) started by crazyfingers (09.08.2003 7:40:46 PM EST) Teaching Math in 2010: El hachero vende un camion carga por $100. La cuesta de productiones... Hahaha! Mine got 3.5, let's see how this one does. ;) Happy birthday, GP! Nice shot!

Happy Birthday Patron (0 replies) started by sleepwalker2000 (09.08.2003 6:23:10 PM EST) and thanks for all your great comments and support on my submissions. Hugs to you.....:) *SW2K*

LMAO (0 replies) started by brundlefly (09.08.2003 3:35:58 AM EST) This is brilliant. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

A truckload of lumber..... (0 replies)   started by tjshere (09.08.2003 2:34:14 AM EST) for 100 bucks??? Must be a REALLY small truck. LMAO @ sensitive birds and squirrels. Good one, GP.

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