Windows 98 Brooklyn Edition
By: jimmyfromqueens	Published: 03/25/2001
Dear Consumers: It has come to our attention that a few copies of the WINDOWS 98 BROOKLYN EDITION may have accidentally been shipped outside Brooklyn. If you have one of these, you may need some help understanding the commands. The Brooklyn edition may be recognized by the unique opening screen: It reads: "WINDAS 98," with a background picture of Grand Army Plaza. When you start the program, instead of the usual "harpy, stringy" music, you hear the theme from the Godfather. It is also shipped with a Sopranos screen saver. Please also note: The Recycle Bin is labeled "Bedford Stuyvesant." My Computer is called "My Friggin' Computer." The Inbox is referred to as "The Trunk." Deleted items are referred to as "Wacked," "Erased," or "Rubbed Out." Dial up Networking is called "The Bar." Control Panel is known as the "The Bosses." Performing an "illegal operation" is known as "enhancing the family business" and will actually maximize the program instead of shutting it down. Hard Drive is referred to as "The BQE Rush Hour." Instead of an error message a "You ain't gonna friggin' believe this!" pops up. CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN THE BROOKLYN EDITION: OK -- Sure ting Cancel -- Fugetaboutit Reset -- Start Ova Yes -- Yeah No -- Nah Find -- Put a contract out on Browse -- Get a looksee Back -- U turn Help -- (Help is not available - yous don't need no stinking help) Stop -- Knock it off Start -- Move it! Settings -- Here's the Rules Also note that any voice recognition software run on the BROOKLYN EDITION platform does not recognize the letter "R." Some programs and other accessories that are exclusive to WINDAS 98: Typa -- A word processing program Printa -- Printer Calculata -- Calculator Solitare -- Seven Card Stud We regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you received a copy of the BROOKLYN EDITION. You may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version. Yous got a problem wit dat? Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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LMAO (0 replies) started by roger (02.23.2002 10:59:21 PM EST) ain't it the truth.. hahaha Just protecting my sheep

Sopranos takes place New Jersey! (0 replies) started by duck888 (03.28.2001 12:37:01 PM EST) NJ, not Brooklyn!!!!!! That's right, dipshit!!!!!!!! That's the main reason why characters on the show can count to ten!

FUCK ALL YANKEES!!!!! (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (03.27.2001 7:44:34 PM EST) Hey yankee boy 1+1 doesn't = 11 dipshit

Brooklyn (0 replies) started by Thelizard (03.27.2001 8:44:28 AM EST) I'm in Brooklyn!!!!!!!! Brooklyn,whut muthufucker,whut!!!! Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!

You are wrong... (0 replies) started by Mookster32rules (03.25.2001 12:36:39 PM EST) "I have a near genius IQ.."- shut the hell up. Yankees are stupid.

FYI... (0 replies) started by artwlfdog (03.25.2001 7:11:35 AM EST) I'm a Yankee, and I happen to have a near genius IQ. Explain to me how us Yankees are stupid? Can't do it? THEN GO FUCK YOURSELF!

hah (0 replies)   started by nappahead (03.25.2001 0:22:06 AM EST) Yankees are so stupid.

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