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"It's important for [the United Nations'] words to mean what they say, andas we head into the 21st century, Mark, when it comes to our security, wereally don't need anybody's permission."—Bush, during a press conference in 2003 (in the 21st century) Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "President George Bush Discusses Iraq inNational Press Conference," March 6, 2003
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"But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet."
— Steve Spurrier, Florida football coach, telling Gator fans that a fire at Auburn's football dorm haddestroyed 20 books. (1991)
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#153 The speed limit in NYC was 8 mph in 1895.
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is so hairy she shaves with a weedwhacker
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Q: What do you call the blonde corpse in your attic?
A: 1995 hide-and-seek champion!
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 How Was I Born? | | By: drhankz | Published: 05/28/2005 | | |  |
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The little boy asks his father - "Daddy, how was I born?"
Dad responds, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see, your Mom and I first got together in a chat room. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload,
we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Popup appeared and said:
"You've got male!"
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