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Bill Gates, The afterlife
By: GFish Published: 10/08/1999

Bill Gates died and went to heaven. In heaven, he found it very, very boring. That's why he took a trip the hell. He saw gorgeous hookers, bars filled with vodka, beaches filled with naked women getting an even tan. After this little trip he came to God saying: "I want to be transfered to hell."
"If that is your wish..." said God and handed him the transfer papers.
After Bill got to the doorways of hell, two demons grabbed him and ripped his pants and undewear off. The they put his bare butt on a frying pan and carried him to a huge heater.
"What the hell?! Where are the hookers, the bars, the nudes, the beaches!?" Bill shouted.
"Oh that..." said a demon. "Thas was a demo version."

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bill gates... in hell (0 replies)
started by carolie
(03.25.2001 5:17:22 PM EST)
very funny sen to friends..send more

haha (0 replies)
started by peepeehead
(10.23.2000 9:41:37 PM EST)
awesome joke
Hypnotherapist: "Open your eyes, Nicholas." Nicholas: "AAAH!" - D R E A M T H E A T E R

Ha! (0 replies)
started by retsimgaww
(09.03.2000 8:34:45 PM EST)
That was hilarious! Ha!

ddd

?? (0 replies)
started by bronson
(08.21.2000 11:12:10 PM EST)
what are we to think
no comment...but...

Purgatory (0 replies)
started by tenko
(06.05.2000 4:09:40 PM EST)
You forgot an eternity in purgatory waiting for the release of Hades 2000 for workgroups
Duh? I'm not from North America so do I register?

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