Corporate has determined that there is no longer any need for network or software applications support (see below).
The goal is to remove
all computers from the desktop by January, 1999. Instead, everyone will be provided with an Etch-A-Sketch. There are several strategic reasons behind this paradigm shift:
1) No Y2K problems.
2) No technical glitches keeping you from getting work done.
3) No more wasting time reading and writing email.
4) No more wasting time surfing the web.
Thank You.
Frequently Ask Questions for Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support
Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all these funny little
lines all over the screen.
A: Pick it up an shake it.
Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
A: Pick it up an shake it.
Q: What is the shortcut for "undo"?
A: Pick it up an shake it.
Q: How do I create a New Document window?
A: Pick it up an shake it.
Q: How do I set the background and foreground to be the same color?
A: Pick it up an shake it.
Q: What is the proprer procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up an shake it.
Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up an shake it.
Q: How do I save a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Don't shake it.
