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A computer was something on TV
from a science fiction show of note
a window was something you hated to clean...
And ram was the cousin of a
goat....
Meg was the name of my girlfriend
and gig was a job for the nights
now they all mean different things
and that really mega bytes
An application was for employment
a program was a TV show
a cursor used profanity
a keyboard was a piano
Memory was something that you lost with age
a cd was a bank account
and if you had a 3 1/2" floppy
you hoped nobody found out
Compress was something you did to the
garbage
not something you did to a file
and if you unzipped anything in public
you'd be in jail for a while
Log on was adding wood to the fire
hard drive was a long trip on the road
a mouse pad was where a mouse lived
and a backup happened to your commode
Cut you did with a pocket knife
paste you did with glue
a web was a spider's home
and a virus was the flu
I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
and the memory
in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
but when it happens they wish they were dead
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Wow
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started by
meesha
(06.15.2001 3:06:31 PM EST)
Someone has some talent! Cool poem.
*meow*
hard drive
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started by
jwt67
(10.21.2000 5:37:31 PM EST)
A hard drive was taking the kids for a 2 hour drive to your mother-in-laws
Computer Age
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started by
ianast
(08.17.2000 1:36:53 AM EST)
Ain't it da truth
º~ìÄÑ~ºsays read it and weep
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