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"You know, let me talk about Al Qaida just for a second. I made the statement that we're dismantling senior management, and we are. Our people have done a really good job of hauling in a lot of the key operators. Khalid Shaikh Mohammed. Abu Zubaida. Ramzi--Ramzi alshibh or whatever that guy's name was."—Bush, at a July 30 press conference Source: Washington Post, July 30, 2003
 
 

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"I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it is. Everyonce in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, "I think I mighthave written that.""
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so ugly she looks like a Bulldog licking piss off a thistle.
 
 

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Q: What's the definition of macho?
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Don't you feel like sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
 
 



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Published : 10.06.2008

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50 One Hit Wonders
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The Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
Published : 10.18.2006

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Top Ten Reasons There are No Blacks in NASCAR
# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
Published : 03.23.2006

Rate: 3.97
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Rate: 3.63
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Published : 11.22.2004

Rate: 3.67
Why Halloween Is Beter Than Sex
10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something ...
Published : 10.31.2004

Rate: 4.00
10 Ways to tell if a Redneck has been working on a computer
10. The monitor is up on blocks.
Published : 10.12.2004

Rate: 3.77
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Published : 09.19.2004

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Published : 09.13.2004

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Published : 06.13.2004

Rate: 4.08
10 Dumbest Questions Asked By Cruise Passengers
Does the crew sleep onboard?
Published : 06.01.2004

Rate: 3.85
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Published : 05.05.2004

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Published : 04.07.2004

Rate: 4.00
Top 10 Things NOT To Say To Parents When Picking Up A Date
"Sorry I'm a little late. I had to stop by the drugstore."
Published : 04.02.2004

Rate: 4.00
Healthy Levels Of Insanity
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Published : 04.01.2004

Rate: 3.92
Top 36 Things You'll Never Hear A Redneck Say...
36. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
Published : 03.20.2004

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Published : 03.19.2004

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Published : 02.20.2004

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Published : 02.10.2004

Rate: 4.09
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Published : 01.07.2004

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Return Of The King
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Published : 12.30.2003

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Published : 12.26.2003

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