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Top Ten things only women understand

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 07/19/1999
 
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10.  Cats' facial expressions
9.   The need for the same style of shoes in
     different colors
8.   Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds
7.   Fat clothes
6.   Taking a car trip without trying to beat
     your best time
5.   The difference between beige, off-white,
     and eggshell
4.   Cutting your bangs to make them grow
3.   Eyelash curlers
2.   The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale
     ever made
     AND, the #1 thing only women understand:
1.   Other women

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