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    10 Ways to tell if a Redneck has been working on a computer

    By: RobnoxiousPublished: 10/12/2004
     
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    10. The monitor is up on blocks.
    9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
    8. The six front keys have rotted out.
    7. The extra RAM ports have truck parts stored in them.
    6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
    5. The password is "Bubba".
    4. There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU.
    3. There's a Coors can in the cup holder(CD-ROM drive).
    2. The keyboard is camouflaged.

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    1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter".

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    #8 is hilarious (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (10.12.2004 6:54:52 PM EST)

    The rest just sound like Roger.

    Hahahahahaha!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    actually (0 replies)
    started by donutncoffee
    (10.12.2004 4:25:27 PM EST)
    my brother inlaw has his monitor up on blocks hahahaha

    never much considered him a redneck tho lol

    hey I know (0 replies)  
    started by bigjohn2
    (10.12.2004 3:41:27 PM EST)
    this guy...lmfao

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