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Q. How do you stop a Taliban tank? A. Shoot the guys pushing it.
Top Ten Things Not To Say To Parents When Picking Up A Date:
10. "I feel like we both have something in common, she
calls ME daddy too!" 9. "Now. show me how you used to spank her." 8. "Please come inside? Wow, you sound just like your
daughter." 7. "Do you think she would put out if I told her that I
loved her?" 6. "I just got my license today." 5. "I believe being sexually active since I was 12 has
helped me
mature." 4. "Five bucks says she's a D-cup." 3. "You taught her to swallow, didn't you?" 2. "Hi. I'm Robert, but my friends call me 'Back Door
Bob.'"
And the No. 1 Thing NOT To Say to Parents When Picking Up A
Date... 1."So,does your wife just lay there during sex too?"
shit yeah!
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hardcoreflucking
(10.20.2000 10:23:50 PM EST)
believe me! i sed bout the whole anal fucking! her dad chased me out the house with a bat!
corny as fuck
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Anonymous Goofball
(08.27.2000 8:11:45 PM EST)
That is one of the corniest fuckin jokes I have heard in a while!
GOD
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Anonymous Goofball
(06.18.2000 3:20:59 PM EST)
I have used half of theese before
Oh, boy!
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GFish
(06.16.2000 12:01:31 PM EST)
I hope that these are not actual!
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