Top 10 ways to be the funniest guy in your office.
By: Spot	Published: 02/18/2000
10. Keep telling the same person they have bad breath even if they don't, and then punch them in the face. 9. Announce in a meeting that you have AIDS. After everyone gives you the sympathy remarks, tell everyone you were kidding and call them a bunch of queers. 8. Before a meeting, fill your mouth with custard. In the meeting pretend you're hocking up a loogie, spit it into a glass and hand it to the person next to you and say "BEAT THAT! 7. Inform a male co-worker that he would make a good hooker, then piss in his coffee and tell him he needs a good ass fucking. 6. Always walk around with a big smile and keep one hand down the front of your pants. 5. Answer every question with " Fucked if I know...", then call the person a racial slur that doesn't even match their race. 4. Brag about the fact that you carry a gun, and keep playing with your nuts. Get them really sweaty and go around shaking everyone's hand. 3. Run down the hall with your dick out spraying piss everywhere yelling "It wont stop! God help me, it wont stop!" Then when it does, look down and say, "Oh! I must have broke it." 2. Ask to borrow a co-worker's expensive pen- Bring it to the bathroom and stick it up your ass- return it to the person and tell them that it smells bad and tell them to smell it- when they say that it smells, say "It should - - I had it up my ass!" 1) Shit on your office floor and when someone comes in and sees it tell them it's the fake rubber kind. When they try to pick it up and realize that their hand is full of real shit - - laugh and embarrass him in front of everyone. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Bad (0 replies) started by tallen9632 (10.14.2001 3:26:05 AM EST) That is the lamest joke I've ever heard. (Or top ten list I should say.) The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.

good shit (0 replies) started by Jtmd (06.08.2001 1:11:51 AM EST) that was the hardest ive laughed in a long time!! even though youd have to be retarded to do that its funny as hell

Mentality Level of Zero (1 reply) started by slytazjc (04.29.2001 2:50:25 AM EST) This was sick and childish, and it lost any touch of humour after the first two words. If any person who actually had the lack of intellect to do these things at work, they would no longer have a job. Not to mention, he would most likely be dead by their own stupidity.

good idea. (0 replies) started by thehavoceffect (04.13.2001 2:15:47 PM EST) I'm doing it tomorrow! HAVOC is the only way. total HAVOC!

Great Stuff (0 replies) started by KittDdd (04.06.2001 10:40:04 AM EST) my stomach hurts from laughing so much and my face hurts from smiling too much

excellent (0 replies) started by oilyspray (02.19.2001 9:42:38 PM EST) I plan on being the funniest guy tomorrow, after reading all these good idea's. jeff robertson

LMAO (0 replies) started by Crapmonster (02.11.2001 5:05:51 AM EST) But should be titled: How to be the Biggest Fucking Idiot in Your Office

fuckin a (0 replies) started by eltasty (12.10.2000 9:02:18 PM EST) damn the office im doin that shit in school tommorow...never laughed so hard at such dumb shit

Hilarious (0 replies) started by bogelzie (12.04.2000 8:21:42 PM EST) That made me laugh harder than anything else I've ever seen on this site. Genious. And that's the bottom line.

This was funny as Hell!! (0 replies) started by BriRedfern (10.24.2000 10:45:20 AM EST) I haven't seen a "joke" on this site that made me laugh that hard. Fucking Hysterical.

Stupid (1 reply) started by lachmi65 (10.21.2000 0:46:21 AM EST) This site should be called "Top 10 ways to be the most annoying guy in your office". In a realistic world, someone like that wouldn't even have a job.

That's Crazy (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (10.05.2000 12:17:46 PM EST) I was going to send it to my dad because I laughed so hard....but then I just couldn't. It sounds like something a perverted 12 year old wrote but I died laughing.

Funny (0 replies) started by adougen (08.13.2000 11:40:01 AM EST) That was the funniest thing I have seen on this site. It should be too- it was up my ass!!! It's Pudding Time Children.....

? (0 replies) started by Jon111 (08.08.2000 1:15:49 AM EST) all i have to say is....What the fuck was that?

???? (0 replies) started by dragonmike13 (07.31.2000 10:02:36 PM EST) What the Hell???!!! What me worry?

10 Year Old (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (07.17.2000 4:32:32 PM EST) What the hell, did a 10 year old from McDonald's make this shit up?

gross and childish (1 reply) started by Carewser (07.14.2000 4:37:16 AM EST) I am certainly not above a little disgusting humour, but this was just disgusting and not humorous.

How fucking stupid (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (06.12.2000 8:43:36 PM EST) Bring a blender to work with you, stick you dick in it and turn it on mince. When you awake from passing out from the pain, tell yourself how stupid that was just like the rest of these moronic things to do at work.

co-workers (0 replies) started by kuulei (06.10.2000 4:59:34 PM EST) its really cool i liked it but my co-workers didn't

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