1) Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts
while they aren't looking.
2) Make a trail of orange juice one the floor leading to the
bathrooms.
3) Set alarm clocks to go off a ten minute intervals throughout
the day.
4) Tell an employee in a serious tone " We have a code 3 in
housewares" and see what they do.
5) Challenge other shoppers to a deul with tubes of gift wrap.
6) Put M&M's on layaway
7) Take the signs that say "Caution- Wet Floor" and move them to
carpeted areas.
8) Set up a tent in the Sporting Goods department. Tell people
they can come in, only if they bring pillows and blankets from
the Bed and Bath department.
9) When asked if you need help, burst into tears and scream "Why
don't you people just leave me alone!?"
10) Dart around suspiciously while humming the tune to "Mission
Impossible"
11) Look into the security camera mirror and pick your nose.
12) Take up an entire toy aisle by setting up a full scale
battlefield of The X-Men vs G.I. Joes.
13) Set up a Valet Parking sign in front of the store.
14) Hide in clothing racks. When a shopper browses though the
rack, say "Pick Me! Pick Me!"
15) Go to the food court and ask for a soda. Tell them you don't
get out much, and you would like a little umbrella to go with
it.
16) Go into the dressing room and say real loud "Hey! There's no
toilet paper in here!"
