Top Ten Blonde Inventions
By: Seaweedy	Published: 11/22/2000
1. Water-proof towel 2. Solar powered flashlight 3. Submarine screen door 4. A book on how to read 5. Inflatable dart board 6. A dictionary index 7. Ejector seat on a helicopter 8. Powdered water 9. Pedal-powered wheel chair 10. Water-proof tea bag Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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awesome!! (0 replies) started by bubmew (05.30.2001 11:29:16 PM EST)

crap blonde joke ! (0 replies) started by sazmaraz (02.17.2001 5:28:15 AM EST) and here's one more : a woman goes to see the doctor and complains that no matter where she touches herself on her body, it hurts. The doctor says 'you're not really a brunette, are you ?' The woman replies, no. The doctor says 'your finger's broken!' oo ah hum

stupid (0 replies) started by skinhed (01.22.2001 7:11:29 PM EST) most of those were polish jokes converted to blonde jokes. ejector seats on helicopters discharge the blades prior to ejection. fuck off

they do have them on choppers (0 replies) started by blake134 (12.10.2000 1:12:40 AM EST) but... they dont fire side ways, the blades are connected to the cockpit and the cockpit flys ejects with the blades

thats funny (0 replies) started by Godhand (11.24.2000 7:46:26 PM EST) that jyst shows you the brains of blondes. i got a blonde joke for you: a blonde and a brunet are walking along fottpath and the brunet spots a dead bird beside the path and says "Poor dead birdie" and the blonde looks up and says "where? Where?". Robbo

True fact (0 replies) started by davel23 (11.23.2000 1:52:06 AM EST) There actually are ejector seats for helicopters. They fire sideways instead of up.

Amazing!!!!! (0 replies) started by qweer (11.22.2000 7:16:43 PM EST) 11)How To Drown A Fish

SHAKHA (1 reply) started by Anonymous Goofball (11.22.2000 1:48:21 PM EST) SHAKHA

SHAKHA (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (11.22.2000 1:47:10 PM EST) SHAKHA

SHAKHA (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (11.22.2000 1:46:36 PM EST) BULLET BROOF BRA

Can't forget... (1 reply) started by iluvpie (11.22.2000 10:28:56 AM EST) -Convertable airplanes -Vegitarian animal crackers -Braille television (a nobel cause) The thing about pussy is that it always wants you to commit to it, but never wants you to actually have it.

Blondes for Dummies! (0 replies) started by NakedCanuck (11.22.2000 10:24:07 AM EST) Now there's a book with lots of pictures. The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

Runners up... (0 replies) started by OliverClozoff (11.22.2000 0:30:39 AM EST) Breathable condoms Pre-moistened Alka-Seltzer Florida election rules Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

First!! (1 reply) started by MissPK (11.22.2000 0:08:51 AM EST) Lame huh? LOL!! Good one SeaWeedy from the original Dumb blonde :-) *wink,giggle,blush*

YOU FORGOT (0 replies)   started by donut38 (11.22.2000 0:08:36 AM EST) FIRE PROOF LIFE JACKETS

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