Top Excuses If Found Asleep At Your Desk
By: PortaJon	Published: 01/31/2001
"Oh, man! Come in at 6AM and look what happens!" "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!" "This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work." "Gee, I thought you (the boss) were gone for the day." "They told me at the blood bank that this might happen." "Oh, hi, I was trying to pick up my contact lens without my hands." "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to." "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper." "I was just meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm." "I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance." "It worked well for Reagan, didn't it?" "Just pacing myself for the all-nighter tonight." "I was working smarter -- not harder." "Auggh! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem." "I'm in the management training program." "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot." "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off." "Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!" "It's okay... I'm still billing the client." And the #1 response if found asleep at your desk: "...and I especially thank you for my excellent boss, Amen!" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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i guess (0 replies) started by paparoach1 (01.31.2001 3:14:29 PM EST) some of those might work We're going to infest

A typical e-mail.... (0 replies) started by NakedCanuck (01.31.2001 12:00:38 PM EST) Wow. This must be too many words for most of the goofballers - total lack of comments. (Except, there's always someone that needs to claim "first". ugh) The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

First, First, First (0 replies)   started by thejudgerules (01.31.2001 3:23:41 AM EST) Now I can go to heaven and tell everyone that on this date........I was first on Goofball. thejudgerules

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