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Interesting Label Directions

By: SeaweedyPublished: 06/30/2001
 
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On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.

On a hotel provided shower cap in a box: Fits one head.

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down.

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness.

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    sleeping aids cause drowsiness? (0 replies)  
    started by fixxxerny
    (06.30.2001 0:04:01 AM EST)

    'get out of the city!' Who knew? What's next, caffeine pills keep you awake? :)

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