1. You Are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Guess What Daddy Puts in His Friend Robert's Heinie
4. Kathy Was Such a Naughty Child Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
5. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
6. All Cats Go To Hell
7. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
8. Open the Upstairs Window and See that Some Puppies Can Fly
9. That's It, I'm Putting You Up For Adoption
10. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
11. Strangers Have The Best Candy and Give You the Best Fun
12. You Were an Accident
13. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
14. Pop! Goes the Hamster, and Other Microwave Games
15. The Man In The Moon Is The Devil and He's After You
16. Your Nightmares Are Real and They Can Kill You
17. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
18. It's Fun When Grownups Touch You in a Special, Secret Way
19. Let's see if Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical Outlet can be Friends
Love the country, live to pee outside!
