"There's no such thing as legacies. At least, there is a legacy, but I'll never see it." -George W. Bush, speaking to Catholic leaders at the White House, Jan. 31, 2001
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Top Ten Things Men SHOULDN'T Say In Victoria's Secret
10. Does this come in children's sizes?
9. No Thanks. Just sniffing.
8. I'll be in the dressing room going blind.
7. Mom will love this.
6. Oh the size won't matter. She's inflatable.
5. No need to wrap it up. I'll eat it here.
4. Will you model this for me???
3. The Miracle What??? This is better than world peace!!
2. 45 bucks?? You're just gonna end up NAKED anyway!!
And the number one thing that a man should never, ever
say out loud in Victoria's Secret:
1. Oh, honey, you'll never squeeze your fat butt into
that.
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Hahaha!
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started by
kweenbee
(07.18.2001 10:45:05 AM EST)
I'm still trying to find out the secret.
Love the country, live to pee outside!
heh, been there done that
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started by
razor696
(07.18.2001 3:43:32 AM EST)
slept on the couch that night too. most sleep i ever had in my life!
I have seen the horrors that lie beneath the earth, I have felt the icy breath of darkness upon my skin, and have been gripped by the skeletal talons of death itself. What prayer can ever heal the bleeding marks of Terror's Embrace?
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Love the country, live to pee outside!
