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The Classifieds

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 07/13/2001
 
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Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.

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    One wedding dress - never worn. Need quick cash to get out of country. Also for sale: one six shooter with five bullets left.

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